The Spell That Went Sideways

I found a spell book at a garage sale for five hundred rupiah, which seemed an excellent bargain. The first spell was meant to make flowers grow. Instead, it made my hair grow very rapidly — fourteen centimetres in one afternoon, which sounds pleasant, except that it also grew sideways. The second spell was supposed to summon rain, which I tried because the garden needed water. Instead, it rained orange juice. This was genuinely delightful for approximately ten minutes, then...